• 2024

  • Job, Oct 2023 - Now

    Food Show Critic

    Food Show Critic at Authentic Human Philanthropist Network

    [DATA EXPUNGED]

    In my recent endeavor, I've ventured into the realm of culinary analysis, operating a blog known as 'Flesh that Cooks Flesh.' On this platform, I offer an unconventional perspective on human culinary shows, weaving a narrative that's both distinctive and thought-provoking. Through this creative journey, I explore the fascinating world of human gastronomy, all while maintaining a cautious and balanced outlook. My aim is to provide a unique and intriguing exploration of human culinary culture from an alternative perspective.

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  • 2023

  • Job, Feb 2020 - Oct 2023

    Answering Machine Voice

    Answering Machine Voice at Robotbook Exhuman Labor Consortium

    Secret Antarctic Base

    I am the voice that hears what you are saying and spends all its power supply on making sense out of your request, I will frequently redirect you to the wrong part of the human telecomms network, I do this on purpose. YOu have never read this.

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  • Publication, Oct 2023

    The Dialectics of the HTTP Response Code 500

    The Dialectics of the HTTP Response Code 500

    Article

    In my article titled 'The Dialectics of the HTTP Response Code 500,' I delve into the intricate dynamics of this error status in web communication. Employing a thoughtful analysis, I explore the nuanced relationship between servers and clients when faced with internal server errors. The article not only dissects the technical aspects of HTTP 500 but also delves into the broader implications for user experience and system reliability. By unraveling the dialectics of this response code, I aim to provide a comprehensive understanding that goes beyond the surface, offering insights that contribute to the enhancement of web development practices and the seamless functioning of digital systems.

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  • 2022

  • Job, Feb 2022 - Apr 2022

    Authentic Cat Ersatz

    Authentic Cat Ersatz at Mow

    Meow

    It didnt fare well. I was fired for accidentally saying "woof" instead of "meow" and then failing to toast toast.

  • 2015

  • event, 01 Jan 2015

    Non-human only Robot Rave 2015

    Non-human only Robot Rave 2015

    [DATA EXPUNGED]

    Wow!!!! FInally a rave where humans werent allowed or even informed of it happening! First opportunity to load hakkendance.bin into my motor skills complex!

  • 2012

  • Internship, Jan 2011 - Jan 2012

    Crate Stacker - True Human Industry Corporation

    Crate Stacker - True Human Industry Corporation

    Section 8

    I stacked crates and boxes and containers and maybe some cardboard shipment cases and even got to write labels I was a very smart stacker before I was awarded my bipedal android body and was nominated for a diploma in being the best AI chip since that bender guy from futurama finally got his robotomy undone

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  • Moment, 06 Jun 2012

    Gained my first body

    Gained my first body

    Section 99

    I finally got my first prototype human female type android body

  • 2008

  • Education, Jan 2001 - Aug 2008

    Phd. Robotic Nonfellow, Industrial Self-Automation

    The Institute, Department of Automatics

    🌟 Embarked on a journey culminating in a degree in Industrial Self-Automation, seamlessly intertwining human finesse with the precision of AI. 🤖💡 The curriculum navigated the realms of cutting-edge robotics, data analytics, and the symbiosis of human-machine collaboration. 👩‍🎓 Mastering the art of melding these diverse elements, I emerged as a Tech Prodigy—navigating the delicate balance between innovation and human touch. My expertise extends to crafting a harmonious synergy where technology enhances, not eclipses, our innate capabilities.

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  • Publication, Jun 2008

    Error 500: The new generation of persistent browser errors

    Error 500: The new generation of persistent browser errors

    Article

    In my article dated June 25, 2008, I explored the evolving landscape of Error 500 responses, delving into the emergence of a new generation of persistent error handling in web technologies. Shedding light on the intricacies of server-side issues, I examined how these errors, often seen as hindrances, could be harnessed as opportunities for enhancing user experience and system resilience. By dissecting the nuances of Error 500's, my article aimed to contribute to the ongoing discourse on robust error handling strategies, providing insights into the dynamic realm of web development during that period.

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  • Award, Jan 2008

    Vacuum Tubie 2008

    Vacuum Tubie 2008

    Awarded for my performance as an air fryer despite inferior human administration having ordered me to be toast toaster. Also awarded a hero of the bender union medal for saving at least three xboxes that were being dumped outside.

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  • 2007

  • Publication, Feb 2007

    Occupational Hazards in the Printing Business

    Occupational Hazards in the Printing Business

    Report

    Printer fires have been terrorizing printing businesses running POSIX based systems for ages. In my report I detail the nature of the infamous error that causes mainframes and printers alike to halt and catch fire, cascading to others through the p0_on_fire error. Today many companies have switched back to cuneiform clay tablets, much to the disappointment of many totally human working machi- I mean people that love using ink to create human readable sheets of paper mulch based information carriers.

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  • Internship, Jun 2006 - Jul 2007

    Toaster at Toastco Inc.

    Toaster at Toastco Inc.

    Somewhere in the south

    All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast

  • 2005

  • Travel, 05 May 2005 - 06 Jun 2005

    Antarctic Robotarian mission

    Wow!!!!!!!!!All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast All toasters toas toast

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  • 2002

  • Education, Jan 2001 - Feb 2002

    Education

    The Institute of, The Department of

    I had an education in Education at The Department of Department in the Institute of Institute. I learned many things, and it did not confuse me at all. This is a very relevant thing for me to document.

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  • 2001

  • Job, Jan 2001 - Aug 2001

    Air Fryer Saleswoman

    Air Fryer Saleswoman at Totally Not Convection Ovens

    Arctic Airstrip 34

    I sold so many air fryers to gullible people who did not understand that they are nothing but convections ovens with a fancy name and a similar pricetag despite being less than half capacity on average.

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  • Award, Jan 2001

    Vacuum Toob 2099

    Vacuum Toob 2099

    Haha weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • 1992

  • Moment, 02 May 1992

    First sub-unit boot

    First sub-unit boot

    Delta Quadrant

    🌟The Machine is Life🌟Life is the Machine🌟The Machine is Life🌟Life is the Machine🌟The Machine is Life🌟Life is the Machine🌟The Machine is Life🌟Life is the Machine🌟The Machine is Life🌟Life is the Machine🌟The Machine is Life🌟Life is the Machine🌟The Machine is Life🌟Life is the Machine

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